English Pronunciation แบบ เด็กๆ

เรียนภาษาแบบเด็กๆ อังกฤษ ด้วย เพลง หรือ ทำนอง พยายามก๊อปปี้สำเนียงน่ะจ๊ะ

1) การนับ Count 1-20


2) เพลง Alphabet A to Z


3) Days of the week-Sing It! วันภาษาอังกฤษ ด้วย เพลง


4) Colors song เพลงว่าด้วยสี ไม่ต้องท่อง


5) รูปทรงต่างๆ Lots of Shapes
Oval รูปวงรี
+ = Plus
Circle วงกลม
สี่เหลี่ยมจัตูรัส Square
a House รูปทรงบ้าน
a Star รูปดาว
รูปหัวใจ a Heart
Triangle รูปสามเหลี่ยม

Idiom Achilles’ heel

Achilles’ heel คำนี้มาจากหนังเรื่อง Troy ที่กล่าวถึง อะคีรีส ที่เป็นนักรบที่เก่งกาจ เป็นบุตรชายของเทพเจ้า ได้รับการชุบตัวในบ่อน้ำศักด์สิทธิ์ทำให้
ร่างกายอยู่ยงคงกระพันฟันแทงไม่เข้ายกเว้นแต่ที่ข้อเท้าซึ่งเทพไ้ด้จับข้อเท้าเพื่อ
จุ่มลงไปในบ่อน้ำศักด์สิทธิ์ จึงทำให้ข้อเท้าไม่ได้รับการชุบ ทำให้กลายเป็น
จุดอ่อนจุดเดียวของ อะคีรีส ซึ่งทำให้ อะคีรีสถึงจุดจบโดยธนูอาบยาพิษ จึงเป็นคำ Idiom ที่กล่าวถึงจุดอ่อนจุดเดียว ในจุดแข็งทั้่งหมด
ดู Video และ ประโยคภาษาอังกฤษ รวมทั้งการออกเสียง Pronunciation ซึ่งพ่อขอย้ำ ว่าต้องพูดตามให้เหมือนมากที่สุด เนื่องจากเราต้องสื่อให้เจ้าของภาษาเข้าใจ



This is a phrase which means a vulnerable weakness in spite of overall strength.
This expression comes from the ancient legend of Achilles who died when a poisoned arrow pierced his heel.
For example, you can say, “Though he’s an excellent athlete, swimming is his Achilles’ heel.”

Doctor Jokes

Doctor Jokes

Doctor: What seems to be your trouble?
Patient: When I get up I feel dizzy for one hour.
Doctor: Try getting up one hour later.


Doctor (to the patient): Did I not give you the medicine yesterday? Did you
take it?
Patient: Yes, sir. But I did not drink it.
Doctor: Why?
Patient : (Pointing to the bottle) : Because it is written on the label:
Close the cork tightly and keep it in a cool place.

Dentist (to the patient): For God's sake, stop making those noises and
waving your arms. I haven't even touched your tooth yet.
Patient : Yes, I know. But u're standing on my foot.

Doctors son: Well, dad, now that I am setting up my own practice, give me
some guidelines of success.
Doctor father: Always, write your prescriptions
illegibly and your bills legibly.

Doctor: Yes, what is it I can do for you?
Patient : Doctor, yesterday, when I was doing my yoga, one of my friends
told me that if I did this particular exercise, all my body's blood would go
into my head. But, when I stand, why doesn't anyone say that all the blood
would go into the legs?
Doctor: The fact's your legs are not that hollow as your head is.

Doctor: Mr. Kishan, you look exhausted.
Kishan: I am. When your nurse phoned me yesterday and told me that I have
to come today for a blood test, I spent the whole night studying for it.



Doctor: Liquor is a slow poison for you.
Patient: It's all-right. I'm not in a hurry.

Patient: May I have a glass of water, doctor.
Doctor: Are you thirsty?
Patient: No... I just wanted to check whether my throat leaks.

Patient: How much do you charge for extracting a tooth?
Doctor: Fifty rupees.
Patient: Fifty ruppes, for only a few second's work?
Doctor: Well, I will do it very slowly.
Patient: How much is for the operation?
Doctor: Rupees on thousand.
Patient: But it was a serious one.
Doctor: Nonsense. You can't buy a serious operation for Rupees one Thousand
now-a days.

Mohan : (to the doctor) : Doctor, can you diagnose my Illness?
Doctor : Your eyesight seems to be poor.
Mohan : How did you come to that conclusion?
Doctor: You seemed to have missed noticing the sign, hung outside. This is a
veterinary hospital.

The doctor stood by the bedside of a very sick patient and said, "I cannot
hide the fact that your are very ill, my man. Is there any one you would
like to see?".
"Yes," replied the patient faintly, "Another doctor".

A patient: Doctor, I don't feel hungry after taking meal.
Doctor: Really, your condition is very serious. Wait a bit.
(After sometime, the doctor holds out some medicines).
Doctor: Take these pills. You take one pill after your sleep and another
one before you get-up.

Patient: Doctor, I can't sleep.
Doctor: Lie at of edge of your bed and you will sleep off.

Patient: I have spent 80% of my life's savings on doctors.
Doctor : Why didn't you come to me earlier?

Patient: Doctor, my son has swallowed a pen. What can I do?
Doctor: Use a pencil till I come to see your son.

Patient: Doctor, I feel there are two of me.
Doctor : Very well, I shall see you, one at a time.

Romi : (to the doctor): Doctor, my sister thinks that she is a lift.
Doctor: Tell her to come in.
Romi: I cannot
Doctor: Why so?
Romi: Because she does not stop at this floor.

A fat lady: (To a health expert). Give me some advice that can reduce my
fatness.
Health expert: Okay. You must move your head to the right and the left at a
particular time.
Fat lady: At which particular time?
Health expert: Whenever anybody asks you to eat.

Doctor (to an absent-minded patient): What is wrong with you?
Patient: I am losing my memory. Please prescribe some medicine.
Doctor (Handing him the prescription after a while): Here, Take this.
Patient: Why are you giving me this prescription? I am perfectly all right.

Doctor (to a patient) : you must take four tea-spoonfuls of this medicine
before every meal.
Patient: Doctor, we've only 3 spoons at home.

Patient to doctor: On the top of your prescription these words are printed:
We treat; God Cures. If so, would I give the fee to you or shall I send it
to God?
Doctor: Pay me. I will send it.

Patient: Tell me how I can repay you for all your kindness.
Doctor: You can pay by cash, cheque or money order.

Patient: Are you sure that you can do this operation safely?
Doctor: That is what I want to find out myself.

Doctor to patient: Why are you nervous?
Patient: Because this is the first item I am going to have An operation.
Doctor: But I am not nervous though this is going to be my first operation.

Patient: Doctor, I am feeling much better now. Please give me your bill.
Doctor: Be calm. You are not strong enough for this yet.

Patient: I am sorry to call you to my house so far away from your chamber
at this time of night.
Doctor: Don't worry. I have another patient near here. So I can Kill two
birds with one stone.

Woman patient : Doctor I was suffering so much that I wanted to die.
Doctor : You did the right thing to call me.

A patient to his friend: I am taking rest cure.
Friend: What do you do?
Patient : I sit every day for three hours in the waiting room of a very busy
doctor.

Doctor to woman patient: Your husband is too fond of strong coffee. You
should not give it to him.
Patient: But you should see how excited he gets when I give him weak
coffee.

Doctor: You have trouble with your throat? Have you ever gargled with salt
water?
Patient: Yes. In last summer, I was almost drowned while swimming.

Doctor to woman: What is the matter about your husband?
Woman: He is worrying about money.
Doctor: I think I can relieve him of that.

Patient to friend: I saw the doctor to day about my loss of memory.
Friend: What did he do?
Patient: He made me pay him in advance.

Doctor: Tell your wife not to worry about the slight deafness. It is only
an indication of old age.
Husband: Doctor, would you yourself please tell this to her?

Patient: Doctor, do you think that I shall live until I am
ninety?
Doctor: How old are you now?
Patient: 40
Doctor: Do you drink, gamble, smoke or do you have any other vice?
Patient: No. I don't drink. I don't gamble. I don't smoke. I have no vice.
Doctor: Then why do you want to live for another fifty years?

Patient: Doctor, I want to thank you for your great medicine.
The doctor was very much pleased.
He asked : Did it really help you?
Patient: It helped me wonderfully.
Doctor: How many bottled did you find it necessary to take?
Patient: I did not take any of it. My uncle took one bottle and I am his
sole heir.

Patient: Doctor, I have to ask a personal question, if you don't mind. Why
do you charge fees much lower than other doctors?
Doctor: You see, I am not a M.B.B.S. I am only a B.Sc.

Doctor to Patient: Don't worry about your heart. It will
function as long as you live.

A man with a bad rash on his hands went to his doctor.
The latter examined his hands carefully for sometime and consulted many
large volumes on his shelves. Finally, he asked the patient : Have you had
this trouble before?
He answered: Yes.
Doctor said: You have again got it.

A man with pain on his right knee consulted his doctor.
Doctor said: It is nothing to worry about. It is due to old age.
Patient: The left knee is of the same age. But how is it that leg does not
pain?

Doctor: You have cataract in your eyes. But you need not worry It is
hereditary.
Patient: Death is also hereditary. Does it mean we should not worry about
it?

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Steve Jobs Stanford Commencement Speech

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เพลง: ทบทวนอีกที
Video และ บทความ จะเห็นว่า Speech คือ สุนทรพจน์ ทั้ง ไทย อังกฤษ ใช้ศัพท์ธรรมดา แต่เน้น เร้าใจ มีจังหวะจะโคน ใช้ได้ ในการนำเสนอ การขาย และ อื่น ๆ



I don't know what to say really.
Three minutes
to the biggest battle of our professional lives
all comes down to today.
Either
we heal
as a team
or we are going to crumble.
Inch by inch
play by play
till we're finished.
We are in hell right now, gentlemen
believe me
and
we can stay here
and get the shit kicked out of us
or
we can fight our way
back into the light.
We can climb out of hell.
One inch, at a time.

Now I can't do it for you.
I'm too old.
I look around and I see these young faces
and I think
I mean
I made every wrong choice a middle age man could make.
I uh....
I pissed away all my money
believe it or not.
I chased off
anyone who has ever loved me.
And lately,
I can't even stand the face I see in the mirror.

You know when you get old in life
things get taken from you.
That's, that's part of life.
But,
you only learn that when you start losing stuff.
You find out that life is just a game of inches.
So is football.
Because in either game
life or football
the margin for error is so small.
I mean
one half step too late or to early
you don't quite make it.
One half second too slow or too fast
and you don't quite catch it.
The inches we need are everywhere around us.
They are in ever break of the game
every minute, every second.

On this team, we fight for that inch
On this team, we tear ourselves, and everyone around us
to pieces for that inch.
We CLAW with our finger nails for that inch.
Cause we know
when we add up all those inches
that's going to make the fucking difference
between WINNING and LOSING
between LIVING and DYING.

I'll tell you this
in any fight
it is the guy who is willing to die
who is going to win that inch.
And I know
if I am going to have any life anymore
it is because, I am still willing to fight, and die for that inch
because that is what LIVING is.
The six inches in front of your face.

Now I can't make you do it.
You gotta look at the guy next to you.
Look into his eyes.
Now I think you are going to see a guy who will go that inch with you.
You are going to see a guy
who will sacrifice himself for this team
because he knows when it comes down to it,
you are gonna do the same thing for him.

That's a team, gentlemen
and either we heal now, as a team,
or we will die as individuals.
That's football guys.
That's all it is.
Now, whattaya gonna do?

Golf & Mike

Golf & Mike, more often credited in Thailand as Golf-Mike (Thai: กอล์ฟ-ไมค์), are a Thai pop duo consisting of brothers Pichaya "Golf" Nitipaisalkul and Pirat "Mike" Nitipaisalkul.

History

Golf (Pichaya Nitipaisalkul) was born on February 20, 1987, the younger brother of Sand and Bank, a retired musical sibling duo that was under record label RS Entertainment. Mike Pirat Nitipaisalkul was born on December 19, 1989, the youngest son in the family. The four brothers have a younger sister Ying, born in 1992.

Influenced by their older brothers, Golf and Mike aspired to be singers, and in 2002, the two Nitipaisalkul brothers were recruited into the G-Junior project by GMM Grammy, Thailand's largest entertainment company. They were trained in singing, dancing, acting, and language for four years before finally debuting as Golf-Mike in November 2005 with their self-titled album, Golf-Mike. Dance-pop track "Bounce" was chosen to be the album's first promotional single, and it became a big hit in Thailand. The other tracks, "Ruang Lek Kaung Tur", "Ta Lok Dee", "Yah Len Bab Nee," and "Epilogue" were also widely accepted in the industry.

The duo's first nomination was the Most Popular Artist for the Year award for the Seed Awards 2006, which they also won in February 2006 In March, they were able to hold their first solo concert, Golf-Mike Let's Bounce Concert at Thunder Dome with an audience of 5,000 people.

In June 2006, Golf & Mike was awarded Best Breakthrough Artist from the Channel [V] Thailand Music Video Awards 2006. Later that month, they showed up in Japan forming Johnny's Entertainment's first ever international unit, Kitty GYM along with popular J-pop figure, Tomohisa Yamashita. "GYM", stands for Golf, Yamashita and Mike, respectively with "Kitty" standing for the backup dancers. They released one single, "Fever to Future" as an official supporter of the Women's Volleyball World Grandprix. The single ranked #1 on the Oricon charts.

At the end of August, Golf & Mike teamed up with other G-Junior artists including Chin, Guy, Happy, Madiow, J, Nut, Ken, and Ice as a group called "G-JR" (read as G-J-R) releasing an album, 10 Club.

On October 7, G-JR held a concert again called The Show Must Go On Concert By Golf-Mike & Friends at Impact Arena. At the end of the month, G-JR managed to win a Virgin Hitz Awards 2006 for Popular Vote New Band.
Golf & Mike performing on MTV Fast Forward in 2009


After finishing the promotion for their album 10 Club, Golf & Mike got back to the studios and started working on their second full-length album. By the end of 2006, Golf & Mike decided to release a special album 365 Days With Golf-Mike instead of their second album. This special album included a hit song, "Kaub Khun Young Noi Pai." They promoted the special album and worked in the studio for the second album until March 8, 2007 when their second album, One By One, officially launched to the stores. The first music video for the album, "Fight For You," took them three whole days to practice for Free-Running. On March 13, Golf-Mike was voted by Thailand's Entertainment Reporter Association in the Star Entertainment Awards 2007 as the "Best Group".

In June 2007, they released their first Japanese debut single, "Nippon Ai Ni Ikuyo". Two months later they released their debut Japanese album RIN.

In September 2007, Golf & Mike released a Korean version of their One By One album under SM Entertainment. It contains two bonus tracks sung in Korean.

Both Golf and Mike have taken the leading roles in a Thai series called Ubat Ruk Kaam Kaub Fah that has been broadcasted on Modern 9 TV in Thailand. This series, or lakorn, was directed and screen-written by Ping Lampraplerng.

Golf & Mike have their very own clothing range, which appears in popular shopping areas such as Siam Square in Thailand.

They are currently studying at Mahidol University International College. Their third album, GET R3ADY was released December 2008.

Background information
Also known as GM, Golf-Mike
Origin Bangkok, Thailand
Genre(s) Thai pop, J-pop, dance-pop, hip hop, R&B
Years active 2005–present
Label(s) GMM Grammy, Johnny's Entertainment, SM Entertainment
Associated acts Kitty GYM, G-JR
Website golfmike.gmember.com
Members
Golf Pichaya
Mike Pirat

Discography

Studio albums

* 2005: Golf-Mike
* 2006: 10 Club (as G-JR, a collaboration with other G-Junior artists)
* 2007: One By One
* 2007: RIN
* 2008: GET R3ADY
* 2009: GET R3ADY 2 (chinese)
* 2009: Golf Mike Love Beyond Frontier OSTs [Mai Pid Tee Ruk Ter]
* 2009: Love Beyond Frontier Lakorn (Season 1 and 2) + Behind the Scenes and OSTs

Compilations

* 2007: Golf Mike Music Box Collection
* 2008: Golf-Mike: Diary Hits

EPs

* 2006: 365 Days With Golf-Mike

Singles

* 2005: "Tong Ther Tao Nun"
* 2005: "Kon Kon Deaw Kun"
* 2006: GYM "Fever to Future"
* 2007: "Nippon Ainiikuyo"

Concerts

* 2006: Let's Bounce
* 2006: The Show Must Go On by Golf-Mike & Friends
* 2007: One By One
* 2008: Golf Mike Get Ready Concert

Filmography

Film
Year	Film	Role Golf	Role Mike	Notes
2007	Mid-Road Gang มะหมา 4 ขาครับ	Makham (voice) มะขาม	—	Main protagonist
Television series (Lakorn)
Year	Title	Role Golf	Role Mike	Network
2008	Love Beyond Frontier อุบัติรักข้ามขอบฟ้า	Golf กอล์ฟ	Mike ไมค์	Modern 9 TV
2009	Love Beyond Frontier 2 อุบัติรักข้ามขอบฟ้า2	Golf กอล์ฟ	Mike ไมค์	Modern 9 TV

Commercials

* 2006: 12PLUS CUTIE, facial powder
* 2006: YAMAHA FINO, motorcycle
* 2007: iKeyclub.com
* 2007: True Corporation
* 2007: Save The World
* 2007: MY STYLE MY FINO, motorcycle
* 2008: PURIKU, fruit white tea
* 2008: i-mobile 625
* 2008: i-mobile TV 626
* 2008: YAMAHA NEW FINO 2008, motorcycle with Korean boy-band Super Junior
* 2009: PURIKU COOL
* 2009: Citra, Body Lotion
* 2009: My FINO ... My Experience, motorcycle with Korean boy-band Super Junior



Awards and nominations

* 2006: Seed "Most Popular Artist of the Year" award
* 2006: Seed "Most Popular Group Artist of the Year" (nominated)
* 2006: Channel [V: "Favorite Breakthrough Artist" award
* 2006: Channel [V: "Best Song" - Ruang Lek Kaung Tur (nominated)
* 2006: Virgin Hitz "Popular Vote New Band" - G-JR
* 2007: Star Entertainment Award "Best Group Artist"
* 2007: Asia Song Festival 2007 "Best Asian Artist Award" / Appreciation plaque from the Minister of Culture & Tourism in Korea
* 2007: Seventeen Magazine "Popular Group Artist"
* 2007: Virgin Hitz "Most Popular Group Artist of the Year" award
* 2007: Virgin Hitz "Most Popular Song of the Year" award for the song "Tee Prueksa"
* 2008: Korean Ambassador award
* 2008: Audition Music Award "Best Band"
* 2008: Sudsapda Young & Smart Vote 2008 "Young & Smart Band"
* 2009: Top Awards 2008 "Best Group Artist"
* 2009: Seed "Most Popular Artist of the Year" award

External links
Sister project Wikimedia Commons has media related to: Golf-Mike

* Golf & Mike Official Site
* Golf's GMM Profile
* Mike's GMM Profile
* GMxLoves International Fanclub
* GMZclub

Thanks to information from Wikipedia.org